Discuss previous Roskilde festival experiences.
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Dont know if there is any thread like this :)

But what is your favorite Roskilde WTF moment? It is surely these moment that helps the Orange Feeling get unique :)

I stand between two:

Seeing my friends girlsfriend walking with a naked dude in a leash with a gasmask on, whipping him and commanding him to get them beer... WTF!

After the Track72 concert in 2006, me and my mate saw a dude crawling around on the grass like an animal, I checked up on him and he just looked at me with the most frightened look I have ever seen :D He surely was f'ed up.. We thought "wtf..." and then we joined in on the crawling, and then it catched on and 10-15 people were crawling around :)
A lot of people go wtf when we play our beer zombie game. Basically we act like zombies and go "øøøøøl!" (instead of "braaains") for an hour, walking around in a pack randomly on the camp site. Some join in, others are geniunely scared, some hand out beer!

Great fun.
Emilius wrote: A lot of people go wtf when we play our beer zombie game. Basically we act like zombies and go "øøøøøl!" (instead of "braaains") for an hour, walking around in a pack randomly on the camp site. Some join in, others are geniunely scared, some hand out beer!

Great fun.


Hah great stuff :) I'll keep an open eye after you this year then!
Hahaha. Both are great!

My biggest WTF moment was in 06 where my mate goes to the toilet on the final day. He comes running back and tells me to come and check something. I look around and the moment i look up I see a massive shit stuck to the side of the wall in the toilet. So he has picked up his mud monkey and thrown it at the wall!! Disturbing, but really funny at the time. Got funnier when 2 hours later the toilet got locked off and had red and white barrier tape over it haha.
My greatest WTF moment on RF was in 2007. It was thursday morning, and I had really had enough! I woke up wet, my throat was burning and i was coughing and I had hangovers to the max! 2/3 of my camp had already left the festival, and I was left behind. So I decided to quit the festival, I thought that I could always come back next year. But it was sad to watch all the people waiting for the festival area to open.

So i went home(Sydfyn, 2 hours train, not that bad) and got a bath and had my clothes dried and had a good nights sleep. When I woke up friday morning I was like, hell no. So I decided to go back to the festival. When I arrived at my tent, which was all empty and wet when i left, I got a big suprise.

The entrance of the tent was covered with nice dry wood chips, making it possible to leave your boots outside the tent. Inside the tent was all dry and nice, but someone had left a sleeping bag and some luggage... First I was like WTF, but then I thougt "Well, I didnt use it last night, and someone maybe had their tent flood. So I wrote a message on some paper saying "Hello, my name is Preston, you can stay in my tent" and left for the Trentemøller concert.

When I came back I heard some people from my camp yelling "Here comes Preston" and then a man falls out of my tent with a bottle of rum in the first hand, hand shaking my hand with the other. He told me his name was jakob, and that he was 40 years old and normally lived in "thy lejren"(Much like Christiania) and that he was happy that we could share the tent. So I spend the rest of the roskilde nights sleeping in the tent with Jakob :P (And yes only sleeping!)

Though I had hoped for it to be a girl;) haha
Nice story Preston :)

Last year we were sitting in our camp when we spotted a dwarf on a tricycle?? (bike with 3 wheels, those that kids use) that was kinda funny.

Later that festival I went to get some beers and when I returned to our camp my mates were all smiling and laughing. Apparently a bunch of topless girls had visited our camp. I called BS! but later I saw the proof in terms of pictures. DAMNIT!
Great stuff!! :)

Also - on the saturday before the warmup in 2009 on Copenhagen Central Station (hovedbanegården) when there was most rush on festival goers, I saw Gleager (pretty-boy with no IQ known from tv's Paradise Hotel) in the middle of a horde of drunken Roskilde folks getting in a train, looking more frightened than I could ever imagine :D orange feeling at its fullest :)
my biggest wtf experience had to be in 07 when me and my boyfriend tried to get back to our camp, and we tried to get through all the mud. we both had long boots on, but we could feel the mud up to our crouches.. it was disgusting.
anyway, trying to walk like an elephant through it all, basking our feet down and up so hard that we were close to give up, suddenly i fell, and i was holding my boyfriends hand, so he fell too. i fell on my right side, but because i dragged my boyfriend down quite fast, he fell on his face.. really bad. i tried to help him and rolled over onto him, but he just laughed. apparently this looked funny to some people standing by looking at us, they
decided to jump on us, maybe cuz they thought it looked like som mud fest. so we were like 10 -15 people rolling on the mud, and on eachother,.. people connecting through mud.. :) haha
but it was also a pretty funny experience (:

NO MORE RAIN IN RF ! especially 2010! (:
Haha, great stories .. :lol:

Last year me and my buddy were going back from B to our camp in C, suddenly two random guys in green jumpsuits (their faces were covered too) starts following us, kinda funny in the start, but as they wouldnt stop we got a little scared and began to run, they decided to chase us down but we managed to get from them.

A little WTF .. :P
This was weird:
Last year I went to see Mew at Arena. Was standing outside the tent with some friends, and then all of a sudden, some other people, a couple of rows behind us started laughing for no apparent reason.

I turned around, and there some blokes (6-7) were standing there with their arms folded whilst another guy was peeing towards some very young girls, who obviously wanted to leg it, but they couldn't as they were rather trapped in the crowd.

WTF ?!

Another year, might have been 06 or 07, one of my friends in the volunteer crew wanted to get his hands on some girl, he was sort of desperate, but had been unsuccesfull to that point (we'd been there for 4-5 days). We sleep in a large building, so one night he decided to take matters into his own hands. He simply crept inside some girls sleeping bag - when she arrived they did it!

But apparently she didn't approve too much, because when they were done, she left her own sleeping bag and went to sleep with another friend! The fact that my friend could be seen sleeping on his own in some girls sleeping bag raised a certain amount of questions the next day :D
Aleg-One wrote: Great stuff!! :)

Also - on the saturday before the warmup in 2009 on Copenhagen Central Station (hovedbanegården) when there was most rush on festival goers, I saw Gleager (pretty-boy with no IQ known from tv's Paradise Hotel) in the middle of a horde of drunken Roskilde folks getting in a train, looking more frightened than I could ever imagine :D orange feeling at its fullest :)


that story just made my day! :D
The biggest WTF moment in 2009 was when my wristband came off all by itself!

It was the last night and i was on my way to Arena in order to watch the last concert. While standing in line i absent-mindedly dabbled with the wristband and all of a sudden had the damn thing dangling freely in my other hand!
Seems that either the machine that is used for tightening the lock on the wristbands was a bit worn and misaligned or that the girls who operated it hadn't had a good enough breakfast before their shift began.

So going back to the discussion about theft and stolen wristbands - some of them may have come off all by themselves.

See you on grass very soon!
stevomatic wrote: The biggest WTF moment in 2009 was when my wristband came off all by itself!

It was the last night and i was on my way to Arena in order to watch the last concert. While standing in line i absent-mindedly dabbled with the wristband and all of a sudden had the damn thing dangling freely in my other hand!
Seems that either the machine that is used for tightening the lock on the wristbands was a bit worn and misaligned or that the girls who operated it hadn't had a good enough breakfast before their shift began.

So going back to the discussion about theft and stolen wristbands - some of them may have come off all by themselves.

See you on grass very soon!


Stef., we know you did it, with your multitool... Tsk!
One instance that I can think off was when me and a couple of others had a good time playing beer-bowling. Then one of us saw a rather drunk Australian dude who gave free whiskey to every camp he went by..

Moments later we all drank whiskey :D
I remembered a weather related WTF just today.
It was in the late 90's and me and a bunch of friends camped at west, in the middle of what is now called C.
We noticed a very sharp line of obvious black rainclouds over camp East, the clouds were cut off right along railroad.
Above us sun, blue skies, giggling and pointing.
But THEN it starts to rain on US because of the easterly winds, and people we talked to who lived East of the bridge didn't get any rain at all.
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